xivora: do you ever just break out in song when you hear a certain word
straightwhiteman: i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears
They should come up with a way to alert you/tell you what a blog’s new url is.
whitetiffany: once in 1st grade there was this girl i really wanted to talk to and befriend and i remember one day we were washing our hands in the bathroom and my A+ conversation starter was “hey you use 3 paper towels me too” and she just ignored me like that explains my entire life right there
bowlingforsoup: one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
daveosculation: obama’s youtube ads are skippable, romney’s aren’t i hope you think long and hard about who you’re going to vote for
ahomoboyslife: omg i was sitting next to some guy today, and he turns to an asian girl to his right and says “were you affected by the radiation in japan?” and then it got really quiet then after a minute he added “because you are just glowing”
bigfatgochu replied to your post: Asking, “who’s this?” even though you know… ex? No actually, just someone I never had good timing with.
What race are you?
Black people: black
White people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
Hispanic people: not Mexican
Asian people: not Chinese